Le Petit Prince

Je Suis Toilet

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graveyawn:

selva:

//cats & boxes

are you fuckin kiddin me

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hjartaohamast-svohljott:

god i love foxes, look at how soft and adorable it is! wow <3 so so so cute

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jcoleknowsbest:

note-a-bear:

"You said what?"

poor baby!

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neyagawa:

meanplastic:

tumblr staff

im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets

neyagawa:

meanplastic:

tumblr staff

im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets

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witchpop:

*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*

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shitshilarious:

When you are about to fall asleep and you do the thing

shitshilarious:

When you are about to fall asleep and you do the thing

(via the-krusty-crew)

athdrivar:

whenever you happen to cut your hand when making lunch, dinner, or any other cannibalistic ritual, begin chanting in a long dead language and run frantically around your kitchen, praying to the old gods, the forgotten gods

they shall be merciful

this has been community health tips

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maariamph:

I saw a hot lady at a grocery store, kinda trying to remember what she looked like
Black people are a small minority in Finland and every time you see one chances are they’re really well dressed

maariamph:

I saw a hot lady at a grocery store, kinda trying to remember what she looked like

Black people are a small minority in Finland and every time you see one chances are they’re really well dressed

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a-creepy-weirdo-has:

bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

what do birds do 

image

I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

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mamacastiel:

IM FUFCKING CRYING AT THIS PICTURE OF A DUCK

FUC KING LOOK AT THIS SHIT

image

IT’S LIKE

no

image

d ont hurt my childern

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chubbymanatee:

ah how could i forget to post my own blackout poetry piece

chubbymanatee:

ah how could i forget to post my own blackout poetry piece

(via elliegalaxies)

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

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