Le Petit Prince

Je Suis Toilet

wimpytav:

stop-turning-into-a-penguin:

krikorjabotian:

me in chemistry class

image

 unstable and not fully understood yet.

i’M IN MY

eLEMENT

(Source: tsav, via circumcising)

childservices:

tishue:

birb


I thought this was some kind of butt plug at first but alright she cute…werk

childservices:

tishue:

birb

I thought this was some kind of butt plug at first but alright she cute…werk

(via penisvvrinkle)

totallyadhd:

amaloli:

amaloli:

today in art class a guy made a dick out of clay and when the art teacher was walking around she stopped in front of him and stared at it and just said “it doesn’t look very accurate” and walked away

all the guys at our table were like “how does she know what a dick look like” and she said

i’m sixty years old and married and have three kids

The real question is why couldn’t a boy make an accurate dick.

(Source: charlottes, via elliegalaxies)

himaruyolo:

ur not a  REAL straight boy until u have fUCKED TEN FOOTBALLS

(via this-one-bites)

kingcheddarxvii:

awwww-cute:

My cat sits like this when he gets excited

BRACED FOR IMPACT

kingcheddarxvii:

awwww-cute:

My cat sits like this when he gets excited

BRACED FOR IMPACT

(via airagorncharda)

bestpal:


"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source


hello this is my friend

bestpal:

"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

hello this is my friend

(Source: metamorphosis-of-a-soul, via zackisontumblr)

intrnetvibes:

jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies

(via reesewithoutherspooon)

yonderdarling:

auntytimblr:

princesskilljoy:

yonderdarling:

reblog if you’re for EQUAL marriage in Australia, positive ACTION ON climate change or SETTING tony ABBOTT ON FIRE

But setting Tone on fire would affect the climate negatively?

reblog if you support CARBON-NEUTRAL politician BONFIRES

i APPROVE of this addition to my post

(Source: goryghastlymeanandcruel, via dishonouronyourtarg)

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent


"This is why dad left"

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

(via armadill-d-o)

alyssaaraee:

EVERYONE STOP AND REALIZE!! THIS IS A BABY FOX!!!

(via frankybadass)

shittier:

who is she

(Source: cyndaquilz, via laughing-llama)

heliolisk:

Lana del rey is my queen!

heliolisk:

Lana del rey is my queen!

(Source: legadodacopa, via sandorclegane)